Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Sworn enemy
Nemesis, adversary, cruel evil-doer. Progesterone, I hate you. You make me weepy and swollen and exhausted. You screw with my mind. You're the worst friend a girl ever had, knowing my desires and mimicking them just to taunt me. It's a freakin' abusive relationship. You hurt me again and again and I just can't quit you. Oh, god. Just go to hell, progesterone. You are a drippy, nasty, discharge-y jerk.
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Seriously AMEN!!! It is such a pain and I am sorry you have to deal with it.
progesterone sucks, no doubt about it. hope it does the trick for you though!
remind me never to get on your bad side ;)
Casey
no fun
aaaaaarrrrrggghhh! keep your eyes peeled for her evil twin, estrogen patch. if she shows up, we might have to plan an intervention!
I so agree! I am flat on my ass TIRED as a mofo. I have this constant fog over my head, I can't focus at work. I'm hideously bloated, and I gain 2-3lbs a month that don't come off. I generally just feel yucky. I hate progesterone. I'm right there with ya, sister!
So true sister!
progesterone=satan
hugs
I have no first hand experience, but I feel for you. Also, "discharge-y" made me laugh!
I hated your enemy too. xo L
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